Algebra became evil or murderous when God allowed Satan to put the alphabet in math, or when the father of lies got his wish to separate earthlings into simple- and symbol-minded people.
During his last metamathematical talk, Prof. Ian tried to answer these questions:
a) “Is Algebra divine or demonic?”
b) “Is Zero invented or discovered?”
c) “What is the value of Pi on Venus?”
d) “What is the color of Phi?”
a) “Is Algebra divine or demonic?”
b) “Is Zero invented or discovered?”
c) “What is the value of Pi on Venus?”
d) “What is the color of Phi?”
by MathPlus April 30, 2023
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After you fill in the velocity equation with the proper values, you just put in the time for 't' and algebrate!
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Now a days algebra is used to Ruien/destroy high school and college student's GPA's and cause many to fail and flunk and lose credits.
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little Sally was a strait A student, she got A's in every subject she is the smartes most talented person in school, she was going to get many schoolerships for keeping her grades so high
Sally: yay i cant wait to go to college! i always wanted to go seek my dreams but i never had enough money, but now i can with my perfect grades and i am going to get a schoolership!"
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sally loses her schoolership because she failed algebra.
example of common algebra problems
solve X+y7*zF=22
70000xy+F56*X=9
Sally: yay i cant wait to go to college! i always wanted to go seek my dreams but i never had enough money, but now i can with my perfect grades and i am going to get a schoolership!"
sally after algebra "NO my GPA is ruiend! now i can never go to college!"
sally loses her schoolership because she failed algebra.
example of common algebra problems
solve X+y7*zF=22
70000xy+F56*X=9
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