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learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006
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alessandra ambrosio

an extremely hot supermodel from Brazil who was discovered with her best friend Ana Beatriz Ross by elite model management and since then she has done work for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, and Armani Exchange. She is a chocoholic as seen in some of her interveiws and only works out 2 days a month mainly on her ass she says but still manages to be extremely sexy.
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Alessandro

The most caring, loving, amazing guy you’ll ever meet. Getting him to open up is beyond hard but once he does you’ll fall in love w every aspect of him. He may be hard to read and understand sometimes but it’s all worth it in the end. He’s worth every minute you spend with him and never lose him cause you’ll regret it.
Alessandro makes me so happy
by Ml1234789 January 4, 2020
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alessandro

somebody said it meant a bad word in arabic
“AY YOU ALESSANDRO”
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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Dirty Alessandra

A Dirty Alessandra is when you fart into someone’s vagina and the air comes back out as a queef.
“ I was sleeping with this girl and I accidentally farted which caused a Dirty Alessandra.”
by pumpkin face 101 September 16, 2021
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Alessandro

A guy who try’s to control people and chooses other people’s friends and he forces people to do what he says
Alessandro is mean
by Heck ya January 23, 2018
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