Alec

a very charming man who is intensely smart and at the same time fun and playful. an Alec has both intellectual and artistic talents and can be funny and serious in the same conversation. Alec's like sincere friends and prefer girls who are calm and sweet over excessive and loud. Anyone who befriends an Alec is a friend for life and loves him always. Those who might try to hurt an Alec will be surprised that they are the one's who end up hurt as many will always have an Alec's back. A true friend and loyal soul.

You are SO lucky to have found such an Alec!

I wish I knew an Alec.

by Kateylove1 December 2, 2011

Alec

One of the funniest and best people you will ever be friends with! He is charismatic, hot, attractive, kind, amazing, warm-hearted and a good friend. He will always be by your side and you can always have good inside jokes with him!

ALEC!

by Saszha May 25, 2018

aleceia

The nicest girl you ever meet your middle name is the cutest thing ever and you will love her until death do you part

I love Aleceia

by Love..com May 8, 2018

Alchoholic fountain

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021

Aleah

Calls everyone else fruity even tho she’s the most fruity of them all

Aleah is a plum

by Tgefrogtree June 5, 2022

Alec

Alec is a very cool dad

Person 1: Wow look at that Alec
Person 2: Ye he must be an amazing dad

by Person Who Makes Definitions November 11, 2022

Turd Alchemy

An unproven, purely theoretical construct that the psychological disorder known as Golden Turd Syndrome is based on, which is the idea that one’s shits are “golden” and that one is a human god and therefore can do no wrong and should not be confined by the laws that apply to others.

Turd Alchemy is the underlying irrational and pervasive pseudoscientific delusion responsible for the ongoing deification of Trump and his cronies by so many of today’s Republicans.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 22, 2022