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noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.
1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"
by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015
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agalee

an multifaceted expression of emotional states. Commonly used to convey: distress, anger, fear, loathing, happiness, agitation, content, and euphoria.
Exhibit #1

Charles: Hey you, hand over that delightful krumpet you're sporting there!

Random Passerby: B---- please! I'm takin this beauty and runnin'. Agalee!

Exhibit 2

(After a couple has been in a serious accident they notice the severe damage to their automobile)

Mr. Wallabus: Agalee.... :
Mrs. Springsbee Wallabus: Agalee.... :
by Frederick Lump January 14, 2008
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Prometa-Anatele

An abbreviation used to remember the four phases of mitosis:
Prophase
Metaphase
Anaphase
Telephase
It may help to use the name "Prometa-Anatele" to remember the stages of mitosis, if you can remember what it means!
by KurtisM October 14, 2006
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Amateur night

An event at a strip club, often on a Wednesday night, where non-strippers can get naked for cash prizes. Often requires a minimum of three contestants.
She and her friends did amateur night at the Vu last week!
by theRadioStar August 10, 2008
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Agata

I luhhhh chuuuu
Agata is amazing
by Agataaas Joseph July 15, 2019
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Agares

Agares is the second of the 72 spirits, the lesser key of solomon states
"He maketh them to run that stand still, and bringeth back runaways. He teaches all Languages or Tongues presently. He hath power also to destroy Dignities both Spiritual and Temporal, and causeth Earthquakes"
Agares is a demon
by thatdemonfellow May 26, 2009
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Agamemnon

1. King of Ancient Mycenae (City-State in Southern Greek Peninsula) during the Trojan War. Right after he came home from that war, his wife, Clytaemnestra, and his cousin, Aegisthus, conspired against and killed him. (In many accounts, Clytaemnestra stabbed him in a bathtub.) After this, Agamemnon's son, Orestes, killed his mother and Aegisthus as retribution.
Agamemnon's homecoming is a major theme in Homer's Odyssey. The "Agamemnon incident" is brought up numerous times, especially when talking about people coming home, traitors, and the faithfulness of wives.

2. (Verb) To brutally kill someone.
1. "Dude! That's all well and good, but did you hear about what happened to Agamemnon? Oh snap! That bitch killed him!"

2. If you keep saying that, I'm totally gonna Agamemnon you.
by JCD II April 5, 2006
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