Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.

Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

South African serenade

When one aggressively queefs in unison with a mariachi band playing beat it by Michael Jackson

Did you see joe at the party perform the South African serenade?

by Joe1916 August 20, 2023

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

African-American

Politically correct term for black people.

‘I’m not frickin’ African American. I’m American. I have never been to Africa, and I never want to. I can barely tell you five countries in the stupid place.’

Black people aren’t offended by the word ‘black’. Only white people are. Which makes no sense whatsoever. Truthfully, if you came up to me and called me an ‘African American’ then I’d be offended, but if you called me ‘black’ I probably wouldn’t even notice.

by Johnny Twoguns August 5, 2004

african chewing stick

This is a stick that for many years has provided oral hygiene for not only africans, but the Middle East, and Asia. Due to the antimicrobial agents in these sticks, pathogens are killed and disease is prevented. These Chewing sticks, are pencil-sized and made from the root or stem of local trees and shrubs. They are chewed on the end until they become frayed into a brush. People then clean their teeth with these frayed sticks - simultaneously removing plaque and massaging their gums.

African 1 in best accent : how will i brush my teeth today?

African2 in best accent : How about using an African chewing stick!!

by mz5star January 21, 2010

African Street Monkey

Something that lives in your homes, eats your wifes carpet, and steals your tv, car(s), and whatever else they can manage to get into their oversized pants. These creatures are also referred to as a negro, or black person.

Mother why is that monkey down the street have his pants to his ankles? Mom: because African Street Monkeys use that as a mating ritual to attract other African Street Monkeys, and also to ward off other possible male mates. If you notice this behaviour darling call animal control and look in the other direction.

by obviously not white July 28, 2013

African Drive By

An African drive by is similar in form to a traditional drive by, however a few core differences are present; one being the medium used by the assailant(s) as a mode transportation and another being the actual weapon to be discharged. In an African drive by, the assailant will carefully choose a vine, the longer or higher up in the canopy it's fulcrum the more distance between the attacker and the victim after the drive by allowing for easier escape back to ones village or hut, which is ideal, and then swing by the victim(s) while shooting a dart blowgun filled with a village aids victim's semen, causing instant infection, and often times Ebola or sickle cell anemia, which just happened to be in the donor's blood anyway. It was initially thought that African drive bys originated in Ethiopia as a settlement over conflict over food, until historians realized that there was never food in Ethiopia. The roots of the African drive by are still unknown, though many hypothesize that the first African drive by occurred over conflict between tribesman over one killing anothers goat for pride. Premeditation of an African drive by can be characterized by the pounding of the chest, and an indicator of an African drive by in progress is loud yelling, often sounding like "MULU BULU TULU" which roughly translates to "fuck yo couch nigga".

Man, that fool Solomon just killed another one of my goats, I'm about to African drive by this clown.

by JayDh89 June 18, 2010