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Abortion Advertisement

When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.
When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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Advertising

I know that is bogus and wrong
But, I'm sure that is bogus and wrong
It does not matter it's bogus and wrong...
Jane was in a Tan sedan on Monday night.
I know for a fact that Jane was in a Tan sedan on Monday night.
There is no doubt that Jane was in a Tan sedan on Monday night.
I am Not advertising.
by Gamma Rays March 5, 2022
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Non-Advertiser friendly

A rules that bans people from advertising when they should juse add a Advertising channel and make a ru,especially anything out it is a warning! You don't have to ban advertising. This is a rule technical.
Man, the non-advertiser friendly rules stinks!
by TheVeryInkyBendy33 December 29, 2018
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advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.
Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.
by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014
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Advertisement

I used to have cable TV, but most of the shows suck, and there are too many advertisements
by Wqter January 5, 2019
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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