accidental creampie

The act of accidentally ejaculating inside the vagina.

Have you seen that porno I sent you?
You mean the one with the accidental creampie?
Exactly.

by ipsq June 17, 2015

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

accidental penetration

When two guys who claim to be straight “accidently” penetrate one another but still call themselves straight to mask their true intentions

Hahah bro, I heard Drayton and Charlie had a little accidental penetration last night.

by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018

Accidental Rape

The act of falling onto a female with your pants down, this is most commonly used by the Kaneosauras. Victims are often found unconscious with their hair gelled up.

Accidental Rape

Man 1: Is that dinosaur raping the girl?
Kaneosauras: You're next mate.

by fawyjivfa February 12, 2012

accidental vegan

When your best friend is a vegan and you spend so much time together that you share most of your meals and you realize that it's been months since you've consumed anything with meat, dairy, or eggs, and you've basically been eating a vegan diet for months without knowing.

Friend 1: "When was the last time you ate something non-vegan?"
Friend 2: "Um... OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME AN ACCIDENTAL VEGAN!"

by caffeinatedvegan November 15, 2014

accidental kiss

When people kiss by accident. Seen in many movies, but can also happen when things are happening in fast motion (i.e. falling, running).

John and Mary were each running towards each other with their tongues sticking out, and they had an accidental kiss when they crashed as saliva splashed everywhere.

by Babies porn October 18, 2013

Accidental Floss

When someone performs oral sex on another person and gets a pubic hair stuck in his or her teeth.

Georgia didn't trim down south before our last hookup. As a result, I got some accidental floss 'tween my teeth.

by Squeentips November 12, 2010