Alabama

The only place where the family tree is the recycling symbol.

Welcome to Alabama, where you can date your teacher...
...when you're homeschooled.

by /b/leach_my_eyes January 11, 2022

Alabama Pudding Toss

The act of shooting a wad on a girls exposed breasts, scraping it off with your hand, and tossing it at her face.

Just when Diana thought her evening couldn't get any more degrading, her gentlemanly companion surprised her with an Alabama Pudding Toss.

by Jack Rebney August 20, 2011

Alabama Scooter

A fictitious sexual act, often a euphemism for any deviant and/or absurd sexual activity.

"I scored an Alabama Scooter last night," Ted snickered. "I get the stitches out next week.

by Mr. Bad Day May 15, 2010

Alabama Akbar

Commonly shouted when an American high school student has stolen his parents gun and is ready for a full on school shooting.

Mike : Wheres Jordan?
Jenny : I don't know. But he's a massive NERD! *high fives*
Mike : Oh look, there's Jordan!
From the back of the class : NERD!
*Jordan pulls out a M4*
Jordan : ALABAMA AKBAR!

by Actual Dragon Tears July 7, 2016

alabama figging

the same thing as figging only with someone in your family.

(read in Texan accent )
Sister: HEY brother, let's do some Alabama figging tonight.
Brother: Sure thang deer.
sister: I sure does likes me some fresh ginger!

by GrotesqueAnal December 5, 2016

Alabama BBQ

When you use barbecue sauce as a lubricant and then eat your girl out after you’re done fucking

Julius: Man dude I just gave my girl an Alabama BBQ, that shit was spicy
Ducksworth: Cool

by ducks_worth December 15, 2017

Alabama Cletus Fest

The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume

Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?

Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest

by Big man Cletus October 16, 2018