absolute g

Gangster

Look at him with the fur coat. He looks like an absolute G

by Nikki_N April 2, 2015

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

Absolute Unit

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

by Mr. Obelisk December 3, 2018

absolute chonker

(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.

Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.

by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019

Absolute cunt rocket

Disabled dan

You know that kid that can’t actually do anything on a bike? Just crashes on flips? Ah yeah that absolute cunt rocket? Yeah that’s him, disabled dan

by Skinupp December 31, 2019

Absolute Gäri

A female who is objectively attractive by all measures of the word.

Ohhh damn man that’s a 10.

Yeah bro she’s an absolute gäri

by Rådet ™ February 21, 2020

absolutely not

no but more than no, so absolutely not

ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020