pointy-assed

When you're so uptight your asshole is inverted and points at others with judgement and prejudice.

Don't let that pointy-assed broad tell you anything, just be yourself.

by PartyDown904 December 27, 2016

Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018

can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

Abused

Joseph Stalin's kids.

Urban Dictionary abused most of it's definitions

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

Absence

1. The state of being away.
2. The time during which one is away.
3. Lack
4. The state of being absent-minded; inattentiveness: absence of mind.

Billy's constant absence is starting to make me worry

by Greggie ^ ^ September 29, 2005

absent mothers

Mothers that #1: should not have been mothers.
They were always absent in taking care of their children.
These mothers end up with disfunctional children.
Unfortunately the children pay the price, because of the selfish mother.

Disfunctional absent mothers breed disfunctional children. And it's unfortunate for the children.

by str June 11, 2006