lesson amnesia

The act of forgetting a lesson that you have learned on several occasions but you never seem to remember.

Deciding that you are going to start working out at night only to remember after several failed attempts that you never actually get to exercise due to the many distractions. Damn that lesson amnesia.

by Lolita0891 January 8, 2014

Fart Amnesia

The act in which someone farts and then proceeds to forget they farted.

"Dude what is the terrible smell, did you fart?"
"Nah dude that wasn't me, you must have fart amnesia."

by AK Minder June 6, 2015

Russian Amnesia

Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.

Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.

by Jm831 April 19, 2018

porn amnesia

When you can’t remember what happened in the porn movie you watched last night.

Man I’ve got porn amnesia.

I can’t remember if she had big tits or a dick.

by Jessejar December 17, 2017

Weather induced amnesia

When people who live in the Midwest forget how to drive when it snows.

There is a 20 car pile up on 55 thanks to weather induced amnesia.

by Tankt73 December 11, 2019

amnesia

An ace nightclub in San Paroche in Ibiza, is used in the film kevin and perry go large. Plays pumpin house and balearic pumpin, also chicane, lol.

hey dude did you hear the set at amnesia last night it was rincin'!

by Vicki Baron November 4, 2003

Toilet Amnesia

The act of pooping on a toilet and then spacing out for about 10 minutes thinking about anything.

Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.

by vivarlotto January 7, 2009