Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.
On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn
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by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006
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"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
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The use of a unfurled coat hanger to remove said zygote-unwanted freeloading life from themselves in a back alley-preferably in a semi-residential urban area
"I knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley Abortion to save them money with Geico"
by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005
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Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
The Abortion Five:
E: Abortion five?
(E and B almost high five.)
B: Aborted.
The Third Trimester:
I: Abortion five!
(I can E complete the high five.)
E: Oops, third trimester.
E: Abortion five?
(E and B almost high five.)
B: Aborted.
The Third Trimester:
I: Abortion five!
(I can E complete the high five.)
E: Oops, third trimester.
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Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.
Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!
Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!
Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.
Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!
Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!
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by Gallythemole September 11, 2010
Get the Abortionate mug."So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"
"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."
"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"
"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."
"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."
"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"
"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."
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