Abacus

A primitive calculator used by both old people and technophobes.

Oh my god it runs on batteries, I'll stick to the good old abacus.

by Jimothjim May 2, 2006

ABAC

Acronym for All Bitches Are Crazy. Sometimes seen in urban tattoos as a reverence/reminder from past failed relationships, where the failures were fully due to the actions of the female party. Used as a form of voluntary a "Scarlet lettering". (Mark of the curse)

Always remember your ABACs.

by pseudonym9999999999999 January 11, 2010

Abracadaver

What aa do you call a magician that donates his body to science?

What do you call a magician that donates his body to science? Abracadaver...

by BBeep May 11, 2017

sophia abbas

A beautiful, smart, hardworking girl. She can be dramatic sometimes but overall she always regrets her actions by carrying around a lot of guilt. Sophia Abbas is always there for others and doesn't like when people feel bad, and is usually the go-to person if someone needs relationship advice. Sophia Abbas is really sweet and if you can get a hold of a girl like her, claim her before she leaves. She's known for coming into people's lives, helping them with lots of kindness, leaving a strong impact, and walking out. If you have a Sophia Abbas in your life, never let go.

Sophia Abbas just helped me, she's so sweet and pretty.

by Offical Urban Dictionary July 20, 2014

abacus

a tool used by the Chinese in the early times. An abacus can be used to do arithmetic by hand.

"Quinn used an abacus to count to 100."

by Kasey!! and Quin!! June 22, 2008

Abracadaverous

1. To be together forever in a psychic trance of love.
2. Living on cloud nine with your SO.
3. Being in the "honeymoon stage" of a relationship throughout entire relationship.
4. Destined to be together/with your partner for life.

1. Tori and Junior are abracadaverous, and so their love vibes are seeping into our souls.
2. It's as though Rose and Francisco will be abracadaverous for the rest of their lives with each other.
3. Because they've been so cute ever since they got together, they'll probably continue to be abracadaverous.
4. It's quite obvious that Ella and Leon are abracadaverous, for they seem like the perfect match!

by junjuns dictionary March 27, 2009

abacus class

A reason often used to cover up the (possibly) suspicious relationship of two people.

Nina: So how did you meet Rose again?
John: Oh we were... um.. classmates back in ABACUS CLASS!
Nina: So are you just friends?
John: Yep! Just friends! Right! We have a totally platonic relationship!
Nina: You sure? I thought I saw you two holding hands yesterday...
John: Oh yeah that! Isn't that what old friends do when they-um... meet after a long time?
Nina: ...Ok. As long as you're not cheating on me...
John: Ahahaha..

by kerfulles February 17, 2014