Vlad

Klepto's Husband 4 ever

Vlad and Klepto got married recently.

by anonymous2567 November 30, 2020

Vladding

The act of impaling someone with your dick through the ass/pussy and out the mouth like Vlad the Impaler

Person 1: Omg I’m so sore from last night

Person 2: What did he do to you?

Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me

by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022

Vlad

Vlads are neanderthal lookin ass tweakers with foreheads that jut out a literal inch. They are known for having beef with Justins and are ravenous pot smokers. Vlads also have an affinity for fantasizing about homosexual relationships with Aidans.

You're such a Vlad, you fucking tweaker!

by GladVrienwald August 4, 2022

Dirty Vlad

a guy who keeps to himself but he secretly loves eating tuna while jacking of under the table in class

man i love doing a dirty Vlad in history

by furryblaster3000 October 15, 2022

Vlad

Tall white dude. Usually from Romania or Russia. Very hot dude and pulls the girls instantly. Friendly and likes to make jokes but can be angry at someone and is quite sensitive.

From your amigo

Vlad is soo godamm hot help me!!!!

by Kyqn May 26, 2022

Vlad

If your name is Vlad you are a chill person and also a great friend but you have no sense of humor and youre very weird at the same time

Vlad: Hahaha you look funny
Someone: Of course your name is Vlad…

by KylaaaaaAaa_ November 20, 2021

Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022