koi smp

koi smp is a minecraft smp made by leefroggy_ and everyone on there is very cool.

“hey look at this edit” “omg its about the koi smp!”

by wilbursverycoolguitars April 24, 2022

daddy koi

A person with a retard way of thinking, usually found in the internet spreading silly information

Are you Daddy koi?

by Mr.Silly January 29, 2024

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

Koi

For everyones safety, do not take his fishsticks unless permitted.

Koi: hi
You: hi

by Round_Eels March 24, 2022

Koi Boy

Someone who is a big fish in a small pond who thinks they're fancy but are really pretty basic.

Ex. That koi boy is always popping off.
Ex. That koi girl thinks her shit is high fashion when it's five and dime

by Niafabo August 4, 2023