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pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.
Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.
by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009
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Eat a dick

The act of eating dicks. Could be several, could be one, but all I know is you'll have some fun! wkl (Xbox) loves to do so in his spare time. He is relatively homosexual, but gets the job done. Eating dicks is a true skill and should not be looked down upon. You could be eating dicks right now and you just don't know it yet, it is commonly used as a term to call someone you don't like *wkl*. Whilst requiring a fair amount of skill, the act of "eating dicks" is only performed by the master tier 100 cunts.
Wow, he really eats all of the dicks... How many? So many.

Eat a dick is just the informal way of telling someone to go away.
by Big facs July 3, 2018
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EAT A DICK

eat a dick. usually an insult thrown at someone of lesser intelligence. when said, you are inviting the victim of the insult to partake in the digestion of your genitalia, specifically, the penis.
mary: JOHN, there's something I need to tell you.

john: what is it?

mary: im pregnant.

john: EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!
by SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 August 15, 2010
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suckadickable (suck-a-dick-a-ble; suck-a-dick-able)

a guy who's hot enough that you just wanna go to town on his junk regardless of not knowing a single thing about him

aka: this is another way to categorize the instant hotness/appeal (suckadickability) of a guy
for example, a friend shows you a pic of a guy on facebook or myspace or what have you, and you in turn, can say: "nah, he's not suckadickable (suck-a-dick-a-ble; suck-a-dick-able)", meaning he's not hot enough on a purely physical level

like, the guy is not gonna make you hot enough to take his cock into your eager mouth just like that at first sight
by arcoandy June 27, 2009
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Eat-a-Dickology

The study of eating a dick. Usually an insult.
You SO got your doctorate in Eat-a-Dickology.
by Los Cineastas September 19, 2005
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Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.
Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
by Take a hint. May 25, 2018
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Class A DICKHEAD

1. The biggest dickhead you know is likely to be a Class A DICKHEAD as they top the list of biggest dickheads of all time. Everyone thinks they are a dickhead.

2. Term used to describe people who are addicted to Class A illicit drugs such as Heroin or Crack.

3. A politician who talks bullshit (possibly all politicians)
A Chav who steals your bike is likely to be a Class A Dickhead.

A meth addict could be described as a Class A dickhead
by sozyeah August 30, 2013
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