Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.

Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo June 20, 2016

911

This is one of the various dialling numbers for an emergency for ambulances, police and fire department. Usually when they pick up, they ask you for these 3 emergency departments. Then you ask them what happened and they will come over and help.
There are many shows and series on how this all works. I mean, you could go find one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The following countries use 911 as their emergency dial number:

USA
Canada
Mexico
Argentina
Bolivia
Ecuador
Peru
Uruguay
Venezuela
Every country in the Caribbean (Except Cuba, Jamaica and Haiti)
Every country in Central America (Except Guatemala and Nicaragua)
Armenia
Liberia
Kenya
Iraq
Jordan
Saudi Arabia
Thailand
Fiji
Marshall Islands
FSM
Palau
Tonga
Tuvalu

Any other country has a different dial number, such as 112, 999 or 000, or 123, or 9999, the list goes on

BTW if you are looking for the time when the 2 towers caught on fire, wrong place.

My friend had an accident, so I called 911

by A really big weirdo August 3, 2022

911

a weird name for the day when everyone is supposed to eat kebab

WOW Im gonna eat so much kebab today!

dude! Its 911 why are you eating the terrorists food!!??

by Svea-Rike-Stan July 1, 2023

SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

by dr.die October 7, 2021

Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises

Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

by lildick nigga April 29, 2019

hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

get the 911

To attain the details of a friends drama that is of a personal nature however does not require uniformed service including an ambulance, fire, or PD

I can't talk about your break up right now so I'll get the 911 from ya after work.

by KT1970 November 19, 2013