new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.
by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015
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zest fest

zest fest is when a guy is so zesty, that its a festival of zestyness at this point. hes basically just homosexual
holly hell its a zest fest with all these fags
by dndk.ne October 20, 2023
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Zest Muffin

Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin
by WordWriter2095 June 25, 2023
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zest queef

The act of being joe thompson and fingering his autistic cat while licking his sisters fishy minge
Your a right zest queef you are
by anonymous February 12, 2024
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zest fest

*Noah doing anything*

Jasmene: he's such a zest fest
by lil tecca52 September 13, 2023
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Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.
by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023
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zest fest

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by zatchel March 31, 2023
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