big Zeds

From the New Zealand vernacular, meaning to be soundly asleep.
Also written, "big Zzzeds"

Where's Rawiri?
Mate, he's conked out. Can't you hear the Big Zeds coming from the bedroom?

by MatildaCleverClogs August 27, 2022

Zed

The hugest ass known to man kind.

“Look at that ASS bro.”
“Aw yeah. Must be a Zed.”

by fortnitesquirt June 18, 2024

Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.

You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

Zed-hed

A person who is sexually aroused by zombies: a zombie chaser.

Halloween parties used to be cool, but now they’re always full of zombies and zed-heds.

by The High Beams Are On January 28, 2020

Zed

1. A character in the 1994 classic "Pulp Fiction" The dialogue goes like this:
Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"
Butch: "It's Zed's."
Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"
Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
2) The verbal pronunciation of the letter z.

1)Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"
Butch: "It's a chopper, baby."
Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"
Butch: "It's Zed's."
Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"
Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
2) wxyz (the alphabet)

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 2, 2019

zed

its just the saame way of saying z....although some people say zee instead of zed which is perfectly fine

how do I pronounce the letter z,zed or zee?

by GreekNostalgia June 5, 2019

Zed’s Dead

It’s not the question that matters.

It’s the Intention.

That means, why question All?

There’s much better questions.

A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”

A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”

A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”

Distractions cause accidents.

Let the driver drive, please.

Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.

by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022