Zed

1. A character in the 1994 classic "Pulp Fiction" The dialogue goes like this:
Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"
Butch: "It's Zed's."
Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"
Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
2) The verbal pronunciation of the letter z.

1)Fabienne: "Whose motorcycle is this?"
Butch: "It's a chopper, baby."
Fabienne: "Whose chopper is this?"
Butch: "It's Zed's."
Fabienne: "Who's Zed?"
Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
2) wxyz (the alphabet)

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 2, 2019

Dirty Zed

When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.

Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.

by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023

e grek zed

if your in a panic or something.(e grek is french for y and zed is french for z.)

*plays minecraft* a creeper blew me up... e grek zed

by cowboy anna July 25, 2019

big Zeds

From the New Zealand vernacular, meaning to be soundly asleep.
Also written, "big Zzzeds"

Where's Rawiri?
Mate, he's conked out. Can't you hear the Big Zeds coming from the bedroom?

by MatildaCleverClogs August 27, 2022

Zed

The hugest ass known to man kind.

“Look at that ASS bro.”
“Aw yeah. Must be a Zed.”

by fortnitesquirt June 18, 2024

zed

The new subordinate article with an irregular conjugation. It can be used for dramatic emphasis. It is used directly in lieu of a "that", the" or "those" when referencing a noun, noun phrase, or subject that has been mentioned before. It cannot be used for "that", "the" or "those" if the noun, noun phrase, or subject hasn't yet been stated. It doesn't matter whether or not the noun, noun phrase, or subject was referenced paired with an article.

A song was played and zed song was beautiful.
No one could find the parts and zed parts were very important.

by Little.Fire September 19, 2018

Zed's age

10 yrs old

Do you know zed is a chuuni who pretends to be 10k yrs old when Zed's age is actually 10 yrs old

by Wheeloppa September 16, 2021