Zed

A dogshit failure of a champion may every zed main rot in hell

Zed trash

by Adc main April 21, 2022

Generation Zed

Like Generation Zombie or Gen Z. The Most Singularly Sociopathic Generation we’ve tried to live through, this might be the generation to murder everyone who is different because Trump/YouTube told them to! They Invented SWATing, Redefined GOP to Mean Gut Offensive People but they forgot that offensive was actually what GOP was already all about (originally having meant Guilt-trip Offended People)!

You: *Peeking Outside* Are There Any Gen Zero’s Out There?
Me: DON’T SAY THAT!
You: Why?
Me: Because It’s Ridiculous!
You: Then What Do We Call Them?
Me: Generation Zed!

by Abigail’s Ashes February 25, 2021

Zed

in generally British setting a zed refers to an ounce of ganja

yo you tryna cop a zed of dust

by silly 😜 August 7, 2025

Zed

The hugest ass known to man kind.

“Look at that ASS bro.”
“Aw yeah. Must be a Zed.”

by fortnitesquirt June 18, 2024

ZED

Another way of describing a zombie in video games. Often used in games like Madness combat.

"Man, I can't wait to kill the ZEDs in that abandoned building"

by Max281B April 20, 2025

Zed

British way of saying an ounce/oz of weed

Equivalent to the american word "Zip"

dealer: yo what you need bro
buyer: can you pattern me a zed fam

by x x s ex x May 11, 2024

Zed

Zed is a fucking idiot who probably likes anime and sips on his bottle of crack once in a while and sits around all the time worrying about life and his kids in malaisa. People annoy him about the fact that his name is a literal letter, and also similar to the name of a very famous DJ.

"Hey have you seen zed"
"Yeah, he is just eating his vegan meal right now"

by OrganizedVolcano December 6, 2021