yonk

bonking with with a y that stands for yanjun
bonking yanjuns forehead

PERSON: hey can i yonk your yorehead (yanjun forehead?)
YANJUN: no

by dbabys August 1, 2019

Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019

Yonk

To yonk. To pull literally or otherwise. Or to do anything. One yonks or has yonked.

Past tense: Yonked

“What’s up Jim? Wanna yonk on over and hang out?”
“I can’t. Claire is yonkin over and we’re gunna yonk a movie together.”

by Dipmaster29 September 24, 2020

Yonk

1. pulling something
-Metephorically
-literally

2. just a random thing to say, like yeet

1.
m- i yonked his shlong
l- zim is yonking my strings

2.

"YONK"
"Whyd you say that"
"why not"
"ok YONK"
"yonk indeed"

also my wattpad user is @yonkinthechat

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Yonk

Means anything

Your such a yonk

by Clarky18472 January 1, 2017

Yonk

a large hit of an inhalant; a fat rip

“Ay bro, can I get a yonk of that joint?” “Just picked up an ounce… it’s gonna be yonk central.”

by Bae Please June 7, 2022