Yonks

An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"

I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.

by Terry Emerson August 6, 2024

Yonk

To yonk. To pull literally or otherwise. Or to do anything. One yonks or has yonked.

Past tense: Yonked

“What’s up Jim? Wanna yonk on over and hang out?”
“I can’t. Claire is yonkin over and we’re gunna yonk a movie together.”

by Dipmaster29 September 24, 2020

Yonk

Synonymous with yes. Largely used in agreement with a statement or question

Hey man, did you get the beers for the party?
Yonk bro!

by Belowaveragejoesky January 26, 2024

Yonk

Means anything

Your such a yonk

by Clarky18472 January 1, 2017

Yonks

Yonks is the equivalent of a black person saying daaaaamn. Like that movie with ice cube.

Daquan: Yo homie, my girl just sucked my soul in the bathroom.

Homie: Yonks man

by Jacob is Brown April 7, 2022

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

yonk

tryna fuck smb

“im tryna yonk”

by cookie monster . April 20, 2024