Yonks

An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"

I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.

by Terry Emerson August 6, 2024

Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019

Yonk

To yonk. To pull literally or otherwise. Or to do anything. One yonks or has yonked.

Past tense: Yonked

“What’s up Jim? Wanna yonk on over and hang out?”
“I can’t. Claire is yonkin over and we’re gunna yonk a movie together.”

by Dipmaster29 September 24, 2020

Yonk

The word you use when you don’t know how to reply.

“My Grandma died.”

“Yonk.”

by Bubblecones February 10, 2021

Yonk

-jay

friend: “hey you got work today?” y/n: “yonk”

by ttinyperson July 24, 2021

yonk

bonking with with a y that stands for yanjun
bonking yanjuns forehead

PERSON: hey can i yonk your yorehead (yanjun forehead?)
YANJUN: no

by dbabys August 1, 2019

Yonk

To take something away from another.

Can I yonk ur phone for a minute?

by anonymous September 8, 2020