Yogurt Pouch

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.

My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.

I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.

by Eaton Holgoode August 07, 2018

Limp yogurt

When a man ejaculates when he is not erected

Blake Miller was so horny, that he limp yogurted!

by Fatman2004 June 29, 2020

Yogurt Bottom

A very fat and submissive gay man with poor personal hygiene. A veritable std factory.

I’m so horny I would risk my dick on a yogurt bottom right now

by Hallaluscious February 21, 2019

cock yogurt

sperm; the liquid secreted by the male reproductive organs. Otherwise know as semen or jizz.

Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"

by Peter Murray December 27, 2007

Crustacean yogurt

the little crusty things on the edge of yogurt containers

Wow! Crustacean yogurt! I love me some crustacean yogurt!!!!!!!!

by Hot mama Hershey December 07, 2017

Yogurt Fountain

The three-way shot of ejaculate from a pierced penis without the ring, creating a fountain-like eruption of semen.

Could also be called the Yogurt Shotgun, Tapioca Sprinkler or Spread Shot

Ever since I lost my ring the old Yogurt Fountain spits in my eye every time I rub one out.

by PaulAllensCard February 03, 2015

Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 08, 2019