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yap crisis

when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.
person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
by cum muncher 23000 December 3, 2023
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Yapping

The word "yapping" comes from the word "yap." This word has an imitative origin. Around the 16th-17th century, it was used to describe the sound of a small dog's sharp bark or yelp. Later, around the 18th-19th century, it developed to describe someone who talks a lot without making any sense.

Offensiveness: 2/7 - not offensive, it is used jokingly to mean "talking too much." But sometimes, some people may feel bad. It depends on who you're talking to. You need to know whether people will understand the joke or not.
"My friend wouldn't stop yapping about her new nails during the whole bus ride."
"He was still yapping on the phone about the same problem, even after we'd already solved it."
"She is still yapping about the fight she had with her boyfriend, and that was already a month ago."
by Tina06 November 15, 2025
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yapping

To literally yap (talk) so much you make people lose brain cells
Man1- Blah blah blah
Man2- Quit yapping and shut your mouth
by hhhhhhheehehhe October 5, 2023
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Yapping

Talking or just talking for no damn reason lol
"You just yapping " "Man, Idk I'm Just Yapping" "Stop Yapping"
by 4pf_lilshell September 14, 2021
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Yap-maxing

JOOO this guys is such a yap-maxer

Sara is always yap-maxing
by Kyrahisahottie March 23, 2025
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yap

Someone who won’t stop talking about something, sometimes trying to drag the conversation on for as long as possible.
person a; man, Josh wouldn’t stop talking to me last night.
person b; he just likes to yap.
by cluster109 February 18, 2024
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Yapping Disorder

The painful uncontrolable urge to Yap
John: Angela how has your day been?

Angela: i woke up and blabalalala there was a shirt on the floor and blalalala my sister said i eat to much for breakfast blalalala.....

John: You are making my ears bleed, i think you are suffering from chronic Yapping Disorder
by negward January 17, 2024
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