xiao

the hottest mf alive, like look at him. he also carries the whole of genshin. he has the most juiciest scrumptious ass of all time ;)

person A: whos xiao
person B: the sexiest mf alive

by berriov December 31, 2021

Jack Xiao

A guy that likes the taste of ass. Also the strangest jit alive

Alex: Nacho fries taste like ass
Jack Xiao: Ass tastes nice

by fnakjnfaKJwef June 16, 2022

Ling Xiao Bimbam

Ling Xiao Bimbam (凌霄避免爸妈) an ancient inscribed word that translates to:

"Insult the green hemp snake whom ascended to heaven"

It was inscribed by Berlann, the first founder of Qiandeng Town in the Suzuhou prefecture. Other scribes are untranslated so far, but have been confirmed to have been written by scholars of Chengdu by thr names of Ren Ting, Jae Ju, Ki Zuna, Yu Lia.

Ling Xiao Bimbam!

Yes! Insult the snake!

by DefinitionsThatMatter April 10, 2024

Xiao

the prettiest anemo boy ever! xiao come home. <3

xiao from genshin impact is the best character in the game.

by ransorchids November 24, 2021

Xiao

A character from genshin who is shortass and an edgy 13yr who thinks they're depressed and somehow gets simps

"I love xiao!he is so hlt"

"Nah id win"

by Eggs_up_my_ass May 7, 2024

xiao

my husband, my beloved, my favorite, my number one, the hottest man ever, the best anemo character, the man im mentally attached to

my friends- "ian please stop talking about xiao"
me- "NO"

by officialhutaohater January 13, 2022

Xiao

I don't know who you are but i just know that Xiao is much more hotter than you, even though he doesn't exist. he is STILL the most HOTTEST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUSLY HANDSOMELY ADEPTUS. well ofcourse the other adeptus are also hot, if u simp for madame ping....stay away from me...

Person 1: Did you see the adeptus xiao ???
Person 2: Bruh how are you so late in spice news..
Qiqi: A...man called Xiao...called Qiqi to...heal your...minds...
Person 1: Eyo...WHAT.

Xiao: your minds are....somewhat...scary.

by Human :) August 17, 2021