Social worker

A drama queen, completely delusional that your business is their business, despite them being a complete stranger to you
Susie came knocking at my door, insisting I "needed" her input because someone called her, she can't tell me who, and gave her some presumptions about my thoughts and feelings.

I told that social worker to get a real job and slammed the door shut.
by Ronda DeSatan May 24, 2023
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Midnight Worker

Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”
by Lydmp July 16, 2023
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Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.
Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
by Pubestache September 17, 2016
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foe-worker

That person at work who you dislike. Maybe they passed you up for a promotion, maybe they're just annoying - either way they're your foe-worker.
"What do you mean I have to work on that project with Emma? Doesn't everyone know we're foe-workers since she called me out for expensing a coffee?"
by filledudeuxieme January 07, 2021
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hard worker

by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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Knowledge worker

Academically capable workforce e.g. employed in the media and technology business. Knowledge workers are usually given responsibility and they excel in self exploitation because of their learnt behaviour, strive and discipline.
Dublin is one of the major metastases where European knowledge workers work away their lives like maggots in the cancer of capitalism.
by Dietrich May 04, 2008
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union worker

A totally self-contradictory term.

A fiction created by labor unions.

Tax Payer 1: I don't understand how that guy pays his bills. He hasn't been to work in months.

Tax Payer 2: He's a union worker. He doesn't have to go to work to get paid.
by taxpayersunite April 04, 2009
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