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Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!
I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.
by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023
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Wordlet

A new-word pathfinding thoughtmaker* expression in the language ENZglish*, used freesponsibly* aka *Let Free*.

"We owe everything to words because they contain everything capable of becoming thought." ~ Jonathan Franzen
The Almy* lobed in a couple of Wordlet Miss-ISles and the dispute was all over, both parties agreed to *Swap Roles*. An Easy Ethics Case.
by PartisanZ July 11, 2023
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Wordle

a stupid word game where you have to guess words you will never fucking use your entire fucking life.
Person 1: I just got my 11th streak on wordle!
Person 2: nerd.
by appleapple_1 September 9, 2023
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Wordle

Wordle is an infuriating game for a person like me where you have to find the correct word with limited tries
Person 1: *plays wordle*
person 2: what are you playing?
person 1: I'm playing Wordle

also person 1: *enters wrong word* WHAT DO YOU MEAN WRONG WORD EVERYTHING ELSE WAS RIGHT SO WHY WAS THAT WRONG???
by website gamer October 11, 2023
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wordle and chill

What Rob does for the first 3 hours of a work day.
Rob went to work to wordle and chill
by Nic the kiwi October 19, 2023
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Wordle and chill

What rob does for the first 3 hours at work
Before min starts work he has to wordle and chill
by Nic the kiwi October 19, 2023
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Wordle Paramour

Someone you share your daily Wordle with, that no one else knows about.
Every morning he rushed to open is his Twitter DM to see if she, his Wordle Paramour, had completed her Wordle. They enjoyed this private brief interaction to start each day.
by WordleLove October 31, 2023
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