tights warden

A guy with a tights fetish who asks you to put tights on and go on webcam

Davro: Show your ass in tights

Me: No way, you damn tights warden

by sazzabaps July 30, 2009

Short Worded Syndrome

Short Worded Syndrome can be used in conversations with someone on the internet and the person replies with for example "ok" "yes" "no" "bye" and nothing else. Come on, I can't be the only person that hates getting short replies. Therefore I have created a word for it!

Guy: Hey Jack, wanna play on Steam?
Jack: no
Guy: sws
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Guy: Hey Jack, wanna play on Steam?
Jack: no
Guy: short worded syndrome lol

by 0eAthePenis August 12, 2016

warden

An alpha male of the group. As in the Warden who bears the keys.

How's it hanging Warden?

by wwbdd June 19, 2010

Wooden Boat

A woman who looks attractive from a distance, but up close needs a lot of work done in order to actually be attractive

Man, she was like a wooden boat...looked good from a distance, but up close you can tell she was in need of more than just paint and varnish

by Furry Trout December 23, 2008

junkyard warden

A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.

If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.

After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

Wooden Dildo

A dildo made of wood and looks a lot like a stool leg.

"So I was sitting on a bench right? Then all these guys come up to me shouting Wooden Dildo, Wooden Dildo. Then Ryan comes up to me and starts Dildoing me, so I had no choice but to Dildo him back. Then everyone starts Dildoing each other

by the urban teacher March 15, 2009

Wordery

The art of ignorance that results in the manifestation of a new word.

'Wordery' - wizardry of words.

'Refudiate' is a product of 'wordery'.

The trick wordery of sheer ignorance is cunning.

by Captain Wordery July 20, 2011