mackerel waft

The odor radiated from a woman's lady parts that resembles that of a mackerel fish. Mackerel waft often occurs due to lack of cleaning and maintenance of the lady parts.

I took that girl's panties off and her mackerel waft was so strong it nearly made me almost pass out.

by GannonPenthouse June 1, 2011

woft

the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your "gift" with others

I totally wofted my fart at you. Enjoy!

by JPJamal June 26, 2009

Woofta

Odd and inexplicable 70s British insult applicable to homosexuals. Derivitive (presumeably) of poofta.

"Parading around like a pack of bleeding wooftas" - Velvet Goldmine

by Kia September 16, 2003

wolly woofter

A wolly woofter is a English slang word for poofter which means gay. Sometimes referred to as a wolly or just a woofter

" Look at that man carrying a pink handbag and a tub of vaseline, hes a right wolly woofter"

by Matt D Young January 5, 2009

Wafting

Seeing the vapors of a slammed up clam.

That bitches clam was wafting up out those apple bottoms.

by FreshBooBoo.com Bitches August 10, 2017

wooftie

A top class, quality feeling you get after you do something that is extrodinary.

You've just scored either on or off the pitch. In a show of excitement you shout 'WOOFTIE' at the top of your voice, whilst raising your right hand up in an arcing motion.

by david stevenson December 5, 2003

Ass Waft

This happens when you go to sit on the toliet, and as you are making the motion to move down you let a fart out. A little gas to help you bend down. When you sit down on the chair/toilet your face is now at the same level as where your ass was. You then smell the torrent of farts that you let out. Hence giving yourself the ass waft.

Man, I totally ass wafted myself just a minute ago in the bathroom.

by Crawfnutz April 26, 2007