Wizard

No. Wizards learn and/or study magic. Sorcerers have magic inherently. Warlocks make contracts with minor deities or demons or eldritch creatures in exchange for magic.

Iam "So I would be a Sorcerer. Not a Wizard. Gege got it right. BUUUT! I'm also a Demi-God and/or Djinn and, therefore, anyone who took the essence loan would be one of my Warlocks. Now, Jordan Peterson would be a Wizard."

Jordan Peterson casts Vapid Extirpation!

The Jews cast Silence

Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers

Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵

by Hym Iam January 23, 2026

Wizard

a person who unsuccessfully attempts sexual assault with their fingers.
MUST have a side part and glasses (bonus points for being chubby)

“watch out its wizard!!” jack says, terrified
“IM CLENCHING MY CHEEKS” dylan shudders as the wizard walks past

by jssomeone April 1, 2025

Wizard-Fresh

When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...

"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"

by J.Manstrong December 14, 2014

wizard of gauze

A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.

The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.

by whimzcal March 26, 2020

Wizard Flip

Taking a hit of Acid and and 1/8th of shrooms at the same time.

Dude what did you do last night?

Bro me and Quinn wizard flipped and tripped the the whole night. We took a quest to the center of the mind

by Mike Wright, Quinn Duffy August 26, 2007

wizard food

any items refering to drugs and other bad stuff, i.e. pills, weed, heroin, cocaine, etc.

"i had such a rogh day at the office, some wizard food will settle my nerves."

by the virg. January 27, 2005

Wizard Yensid

a guy with an "amazing" mic

Guy #5452531: hey have you ever heard of wizard yensid?
Guy #7841376: yeah, his mic is so beautiful.

by UrbanZhen October 20, 2019