One Up with a Topper

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.

Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!

by jaffaj March 13, 2010

Olympics withdrawal

the comedown felt by an Olympics host city when the games are over

The city seems gripped by Olympics withdrawal. Our sports-crack is all gone.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 2, 2010

kill it with fire

Destroy it with extreme prejudice.

-Hey, I heard that Stephen King is making a horror movie with Jim Carrey and Whoopie Goldberg.
-KILL IT WITH FIRE!

by Toptomcat May 19, 2006

farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).

"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

by captainlarry February 8, 2010

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
self centered
handshakes with snakes
puts the lotion on the skin

by HotDawg Hallway June 15, 2016

hens with ties

A codeword for hentai. You say it so your friends or parents don't know that you watch an anime teenager plow his little sister. Also how does every teenager male have a six pack? I mean come on...

"Hey dude, lets watch hens with ties!" "Oh god no... not him..."

by Prince_Kijigo May 25, 2017

Being vegan with it

When someone constantly reuses the same thing often for attention.

"At first I was like aww Bill cmon and then he started being vegan with it"

by HeadSoviet June 23, 2016