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Idiot Wisdom

Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
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Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!
by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022
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Savannah's Wisdom

A STD (Savannah Transmitted Disease) in which a Savannah personally goes up to you and touches you on your shoulder, knee, arm etc and "Imparts her wisdom" on to you. Most victims find it very disturbing and a bit obsessive to gain this wisdom. Symptoms included but are not limited to: Stupidity, trouble in Geography, randomness, obsessive addiction to Tumblr, hyperactivity, the need to do gymnastics and the need to give other people her wisdom.
I feel nasty, Savannah's Wisdom makes me feel stupid already.
by i love you, avan May 1, 2011
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Wisdom Man

A man in da bay who said "I thought the world was all about money, clothes, and kicks, until the O.G told me its about pussy, ass, and tits
Wisdom Man changed my life forever
by High Feva October 27, 2004
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Palace of Wisdom

A website originally created by a group of wrestling fans which has since grown into a multi-national group dedicated to Entertainment, Games, Toys, Wrestling, Tech and also has a Podcast network, ThePalaceOfWisdom.co.uk
Did you read that review on 'The Palace Of Wisdom'?

The latest podcast is available on 'The Palace Of Wisdom'
by TPOWUK June 9, 2016
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Janelle Wisdom

Dumb trick who cant keep a man with her beast ass & dont know when to shut her mouth!
by Ashley852962151214575 December 30, 2010
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The wisdom of schlong

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.
She was far too fit to use a condom.
by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005
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