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the wilson

defined as a white australian female, known to drink like a 'tank'. nights out with "the wilson" will include large drinking sessions and a specific type of dancing unable to be copied or recreated by none other than 'The wilson.'

this type of dancing commonly includes the flailing of arms in the air, and giggling knees while standing on tipy toes. known to the say the most random and hilarious things, the wilson is needed for a good time to be had. is also commonly referred to as a freak.
' hey, wheres the wilson ?? we cant party without her '

'omg your dancing is so hilarious, you're totally doing the wilson! '
by rangyface July 25, 2009
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Wilsonism

The phenomenon of putting on a famous performer at a show, resulting in no people turning up without explanation. Named after famed Australian comedian, Julia Wilson, after her trip to South Africa.
Dude, this ladies-only comedy is a total Wilsonism.
by Acappella Productions July 9, 2007
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Grant Wilson

Noun: a conservative with very libertarian leanings.
Verb: to politely announce that you're leaving a group, when you could have just left the group and not said anything.
"Y'all better stop making fun of me, or I'll have to Grant Wilson myself."
by UR2KEWL4ME March 14, 2019
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Steven Wilson

Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist, vocalist, lyricist, and producer. Most noted for beginning Porcupine Tree; one of the best Prog bands ever and one of the few to rival the likes of Tool or Dream Theater. Has done multiple side projects with other noteable musicians such as Mikael Akerfeldt and Tim Bowness. Quite alot of his songs sound like they are about rape, but they definitely aren't ear-rape.
Dude:Did you hear Kanye West killed himself?
Lebowski: No way! Why?
Dude: He heard a Porcupine Tree Track.
Lebowski: Ahh... makes sense.

Dude1: Man... Steven Wilson has more talent in his beard than all Pop musicians combined.
Dude2: Steven Wilson doesn't have a beard.
Dude1: Exactly.
by Narwhalsrkewl June 27, 2013
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wilson type

wow shes a real wilson type
by seamenlover69 March 20, 2016
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Patrice Wilson

An obvious pedophile music producer. He produces children's music videos. He portrays little girls as sexual objects. His music videos always have sexual tones. Children should not be allowed around him.
As a serial child rapist was being sentence by the judge, the judge exclaimed "You are worse than Patrice Wilson"
by IslamicFeminist November 13, 2017
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Mr. Wilson

The teacher Jessica slept with after failing chemistry.
"Jessica, did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?"
"What?"
"Did you SLEEP with your teacher?"
"Mr. Wilson?"
"Mr. Wilson."
"No, I didn't!"
by Stereotypical Hufflepuff June 25, 2020
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