wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.

Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!

by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018

John Wilkes booth

The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?

Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*

Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses

Dave: I-

by Lord shrek of Denver June 5, 2020

Wilkes

Someone who gets big booty bitches!
Hide our girl a Wilkes is cumming!

Yo did you see Wilkes at that party he abliterated your dogs ass!

by Crackingン〜ンス February 25, 2021

Steve wilks yet again updated

Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????

Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you

by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021

Wilk

Wine and milk mixed together. The lactosed combo can be really tasty with the fatty umami flavor from the milk, and the wine provides the unpredictable fun from the alcohol. The milk can be substituted for oat milk, in which case the name of the drink becomes"Oat Wilk".

I've never made Wilk, or Oat Wilk, before. I need to now because it is a brilliant idea and will taste amazing and the milk will definitely not curdle and get a weird texture when the drinks are mixed(never made this cocktail before)
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Edit: Update:oakmilk is a no-go.🤢
Update2: NEVER. EVER. make wilk, or oat wilk. Especially dairy-based wilk*throws up in mouth a little*

by Colinivorous June 3, 2024

John Wilkes Booth

Combination of a jelly donut and an Abe Lincoln.

Poor Maggie got John Wilkes Booth’d last night.

by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019

Wilks

Used when asking for ends on a Cigarette, named after the ginger god Matt Wilkinson Himself, lord of the art of the ‘two’s’.

“Oh that ciggy looks tasty, can I wilks you on that please?”

by Namrak Dehammom July 19, 2018