wifey

The girl that is always there for you. The one that you were destined to be with. See hubby

Wanna chill today?

Nah, I'm gonna chill with my wifey

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

Willy Weathers

Meaning Your Penis Is Under The Weather. And You Cannot Get An Errection. Excesive Masturbation May Cause Willy Weathers.

I Was With My Lady Last Night And I Couldn't Get It Up. I Think I Have The Willy Weathers.

by Dwayne Rock The Johnson September 8, 2009

Willy hole

Someone that is stupid or annoying

Someone that is a knob head

You're such a willy hole!

by CLS25260200 October 28, 2016

willy sprinkle

Refers to a male releasing his urine (through the penis)

I am desperate for a willy sprinkle

by switchunsaften April 28, 2013

wifey coo

Wifey Coo is a name given to someone perfectly witty and cunning who always finds a way to get what she wants. She can be manipulative, devious and perhaps even problematic at times, which is wonderfully accompanied by her perverted personality. The longer you get to know your wifey coo the more uncontrollably corrupt your heart becomes with love. And, if you were to love her enough you might just lose your mind to your heart and do things you never thought possible. In the end, it's your wifey coo's imperfections, her witty mind and cunning heart that makes you yourself so perfectly happy, and then you wonder if she really is perfect. A wifey coo is not necessarily a wifey but she just might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with.

Ooo, is that your wifey coo? she is so beautiful <~<

by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016

Willy-bean

A clitoris that exceeds the length of 3 inches. Can be used for self-penetration, as you can fold it up your gash.

Get your Willy-bean out, Lacey!!!

by Nicole Herring June 18, 2008

Sacramento willy

Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.

EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.

EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.

by ---Lil' B--- September 18, 2014