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whistling past the graveyard

Looking for trouble in a bold way. To whistle near a cemetery can evoke a spirit to follow you.
"Whistlin' past the graveyard

Steppin' on a crack

I'm a mean motherhubbard

Papa one eyes jack"

whistling past the graveyard by Tom Waits
by Gat-Man November 26, 2013
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whatling

a white south african who has tender beautiful long noodle like hair and likes to save diabetics in his spare time
that whatling is doing backlfips
by mr french abused me January 30, 2016
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whistling bullfrog

when a male and female are engaging in the act of coitus, or love making, in the froggy style position, and the female rips a fart that sounds much like the mating call of a bullfrog.
Kolby was humping Rachel so hard froggy style and then she busted ass! That's right, she pulled a Whistling Bullfrog! That struffet!
by Ron Walker July 27, 2005
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Whistling pig

Whistling pig is not an unusual activity among us. But what makes it interesting is why pigs whistle? This question has been puzzling us for centuries. The answer that scientists have found is pigs whistle because they are happy. Most pigs live in a rectangular steel cage everyday; they don’t have entertainment; what they can do is just to eat. Once they have done the eating, the only thing they can do is to whistle. And whistle can help them to relax and the most important function is to help their digest
by Whistling pig August 31, 2009
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Whistling Dixie

"Where've you been Delilah? Out back again with that no good boyfriend , Whistling Dixie?"
by Stephen McCormick February 14, 2015
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Whittling

To first beat a cock (10-11inches) with a tenderising mallet and then insert it in Jim's ass.
Last night we drank some Cuba libres, I didn't think much would come of it, but he must have slipped me a roofie 'cos later we did some whittling.

From the preferred practice of James R Whittle. '''James Whittle''', 1901-2001, was a pioneering champion of homosexual rights. Born in Bristol without teeth, his early years were further hampered by his mother's sour breast milk. Many say it is this experience with breasts that turned him to the cock. Whittle was a dedicated '''cock smoker''', his most famous remark on the subject being "if god had not intended us to chew pole she would have made us without tonsils". Considered the godfather of the homo intelligentzia, Whittle was also a proponent of the Manchester Drum and Bass scene and a specialist in HIV medicine. Which broguht new meaning to the phrase "to bring one's work home with one". Which is exactly what happened. Whittle's life ended as tragically as it began when the progression of AIDS required that his ass be removed. Without his work or his ass, J. Whittle was denied the two things that brought him pleasure, and, on the 24th of December 2001 he took his own life by the bizarre method of cooking and eating an entire St Bernard. The so-called '''"Christmas eve poof-icide"''' has since become infamous even in the wider heterosexual community for reasons not least of which being the general association of homosexuality with Christmas eve.
by le$boxxx October 5, 2006
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Whistling Dixie

When a co-worker whistles nonstop all day long. And they are in close proximity to you.
Frank is so fucking annoying, he's been a regular Whistling Dixie all day.
by taintasaurus April 27, 2006
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