A Girl that can’t write her name right and is mentally ill. A girl that also asks if you if have teeth when she ment to ask if you had dogs. Slightly used and probably an alcoholic.
by Needy5 January 31, 2019

The state of the penis after being exposed to chilly conditions. i.e. Coming out of the pool, the ocean, a cool shower, etc.
"I was in the pool for over an hour. I looked for my penis but all I found was a wenis"
"Johnny and I were making out in the water on spring break... I wanted his cock but all got was the wenis..."
"Johnny and I were making out in the water on spring break... I wanted his cock but all got was the wenis..."
by Jarvis mayes November 22, 2009

a) mixture of two words: weiner and penis
b) derogatory denotation of lameness
c) irony: a huge pussy
b) derogatory denotation of lameness
c) irony: a huge pussy
by Andrew Gorilla February 11, 2009

wenie is a wenis baby.
they are very cute but only found on children.
you can only have a wenie after marrige.
it is against the law to have a wenie if not married to another wenis.
wenis' rule the world.
they are very cute but only found on children.
you can only have a wenie after marrige.
it is against the law to have a wenie if not married to another wenis.
wenis' rule the world.
baby:Mamamaaaa... my wenie is getting a little hairy!
mom: well, you are going through puburty darling. you are now a fully grown wenis!NOT A WENIE!
*sorry spelling is bad. i'm tired from my wenis sex.
mom: well, you are going through puburty darling. you are now a fully grown wenis!NOT A WENIE!
*sorry spelling is bad. i'm tired from my wenis sex.
by moomie February 13, 2008

wenis, or more commonly, a young boys penis. usually between the age of 4-8, young boys often refer to their male member as a wenis.
by lucas garrett January 12, 2005

by SAWilliams December 30, 2006
