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Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins

A Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins is when an individual runs out of toilet paper and instead of just going and getting some more decides to cut up a t-shirt and use that instead.
Person 1: Hey man how was taking that shit?

Person 2: I ran out of toilet paper and had to do a Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins.

Person 1: That's gross man, next time make sure you re not out of toilet paper
by OX Blood August 5, 2009
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Welcome Time Trio

The Welcome Time Trio first originated in the Disbelief Discord Server. The Welcome Time Trio consists of BartTheSimpsonFan, Subpar Lario and Poggy. Welcome Time Trio was created when the three members greeted a newcomer to the server by saying "Welcome." Which prompted BartTheSimpsonFan to say "welcome time trio." And thus, The Welcome Time Trio was formed. Subpar Lario would later create an piece of art of what the Welcome Time Trio would look like.
Character 1: "Mhm, I wish Welcome Time Trio was a real game or animation."

Character 2: "Yea same, the Subpar Lario artwork was great concept of what it would be like if it was a game or Animation."
by Nitro Charged Poggy September 4, 2020
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welcome to the fallout

A term refering to surviving a cataclismic event or being present after one has ended and having to pick up the peices.
speaker one: The huricane is over!

speaker two: Welcome to the fallout.
by Ace of Words February 25, 2009
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Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!

What one yells out loud to ones self and to others in their car in the morning hours between 6:30 a.m. and 9 a.m. when going to play golf on a weekday morning with friends while everyone else on the road is trying to get to work, worried about being late to their job in the heavy stand still traffic in the greater Los Angeles area, because of the greater than average number of people who moves to Los Angeles because the weather is so great and can't afford to take a day off due to high real estate prices. You and your friends on the other hand could care less about the traffic because you are on your way to play golf and want everyone else to burn in it by exclaiming this.
"Hey So in SO I just got a new $500.00 driver and a new set of irons, and Oh check out that poor bastard cursing the traffic on the 405 south who probably has another 30 miles to drive before he gets to his job," Oh well, "Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!" HA ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
by Scollar January 15, 2013
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welcome whore

A welcome whore is a person who spends most of thier time on internet forums, welcoming new users to up their post count.
A welcome whore would say: 'hey! Welcome to the forum!'
by dudesuperior April 26, 2006
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welcome to the jungle

Once a Guns N' Roses song, this term may now refer to the monstrosity known as an unshaved/untrimmed pubic area. Few who enter the confines of such a beastly jungle ever return to tell about it.
"I'm playing Amy's song, Welcome to the Jungle."
"Make sure you bring your machete."
by JayRayGray March 7, 2008
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welcome to my life

One of Simple Plan's best songs. I can relate to it more than any other song I've heard, save perhaps Numb by Linkin Park.
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt, To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
Feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you
You don't know what it's liiike
Welcome to my life!
by Mustang GT May 10, 2005
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