Squeeze Weiner

Squeeze Weiner is said by Ohmwrecker during recording session of Cards Against Humanity, The crew, which included Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, DaithiDeNogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, Ohmwrecker, and SMii7Y, started the session with their normal Cards antics. Until they turned their point of humor on Ohmwrecker.
Ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a multitude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played Cards Against Humanity, so his friends invited him to play. Ohm was the butt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “Noob.”
During a round in which BasicallyIDoWrk was the Card Czar, the black card read: “I love it when you _____.” The winning card of the round was BigJigglyPanda, who played the card: “pick this card so Ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if Ohm got another point he would win.) However the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” Which SMii7Y was kind enough to point out.
Person : Hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
Ohmwrecker : No we'll buy squeeze weiner instead
Person : What?!?!?!
Ohmwrecker : Squeeze Weiner don't know about it?
Person : No.
Ohmwrecker : It's because someone Squeeze my Weiner
by Munu Ledd December 31, 2017
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Weiner Scout

The biggest retard in the whole school. Might be gay we are not sure.
Wes: “Luke Engstrom is a weiner scout.”

Leland: “Amen bro, he’s always faking injuries and stuff.”
by Hot dude 69 July 9, 2019
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weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention
Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"
by jonathan May 13, 2005
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Pulled a Weiner

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.
Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.
by TNunnster June 15, 2011
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cortland weiner

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!
beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"
by @er905 April 24, 2010
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weiner smoker

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.
After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.
by John Y. May 27, 2004
mugGet the weiner smokermug.

weiner lump

The obvious lump exhibited by a man who wears tight or thin pants with no underwear.
"Man...that dirt hippie is wearing camping pants with no underwear. Would you look at that weiner lump? It is a like a leather sack full of nickels."
by CPT Ron October 12, 2013
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