wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.

Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.

by Angel Love December 5, 2007

webbing

a verb I've overheard said by old ladies in offices to describe surfing the Internet

Hey Margaret! The computer guy was just here and now I'm webbing!

by sdegraeve September 4, 2006

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

A new tie I am wearing

uh no.. bad expression delete this word

by Jewish April 1, 2003

Hugo Weaving

the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.

The irony of acting.

Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!

Keanu. I know kung fu.

by Biafra J July 28, 2004

SPIDER WEBBING

SPIDER WEBB IS TO EJACULATE IN ONES HAND AND THROW IT AT A PARTICULAR PERSONS FACE IN A MOTION LIKE SPIDER MAN PRODUCES HIS WEBS...SPIDER WEBBING!!

I GAVE JONS GIRLFRIEND A GOOD SPIDER WEBBING RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

by PASTIE JIM March 15, 2010

Wearing the Pants

Luke proposed to Loreal only after she demanded it. Loreal wears the pants.

In their relationship, Loreal is wearIng the pants.

by MKlass14 January 14, 2017