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Bonobo Warfare

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.
According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.
by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004
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Modern Warfare 2

If you say you don't like this game, there is a good chanced you will be assaulted and harassed by an insane martyr fan base for the rest of your life. Unfortunately for me.
Guy 1: I felt like going outside yesterday instead of playing Modern Warfare 2.

Guy 2: (in fanatic voice) MAN I SHOOT WITH WITH TWO DEAGLEZ AKIMBO CAUSE IM AWESOME LIKE THAT!!!!

Guy 1: Um... have you ever seen a gun before?
by AnonymousBystander April 1, 2010
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The Warehouse

A New Zealand chain store, somewhat of an icon. Also known as the 'Red Shed'

The catch-phrase is "Where everyone gets a bargain." Maybe not in every case... but you can find some pretty good cheap stuff.

The price of EVERYTHING instore ends in '99' for some straaange reason.
"Lets go to The Warehouse... they're having a $5.99 clothing clearance sale"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 campers

These are the people that will sit in one area of a map on Modern Warfare 2 and either snipe, or lay down claymores by themselves so no one can get near them. Usually the sign of a bad player who thinks they are the best.
Playing Team Deathmatch at Highrise, The Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 campers favorite level:

COD Player #1: Damn! I got sniped again!
COD Player#2: Yea, there's a bitch ass camper on the crane.
COD Player#1: What?!? You can get on the crane?
COD PLayer#2: Yep. Little bitch burrowed himself in there like a tick.
by Wickonis Parable February 4, 2010
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Hop On Neo Warefare

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.
"Hey man, wanna hop on neo warefare later?"
"Sure, i just have to wait until my mom goes to sleep."
by V1stinks February 19, 2021
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warehouse ho

A woman who frequents warehouse parties and gives up the pussy often in or out of the warehouse.
Damn look at kelly there she goes, she really is a big warehouse ho
by warehouse bay b February 20, 2009
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Call of duty modern warfare

A game were theres toxic racist 9 year olds that sit around on there fat asses with a riot shields and fucking 725s camping in corners
Jimmy got raped by a 725 in call of duty modern warfare
by Cock man 4206969 November 16, 2020
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