wanking

1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

by I'm Jack Cooper April 2, 2005

Wanking grades

Wanking grades

20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G1=30 seconds
G2=2 mins
G3=4 mins
G4=5 mins
G5= 10 mins
G6=20 mins
G7=30 mins
G8=40 mins
G9=50 mins
G10=1 hour
G11=2 hours
G12=3 hours
G13=4 hours
G14= 5 hours
G15=1 day
G16=1 week
G17=1 month
G18=1 year
G19=3 years
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.

Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18

Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack

by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 1, 2009

Red Wanting Blue

The best band around.

Scott, Mark M., Epp, and Mark (who took over for Jonah) make up Red Wanting Blue.

by Brockman September 6, 2003

waning

The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself

e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning

by chaotica July 24, 2008

Illegal Wanking

When you're giving yourself the old hand/schlong, your mom walks in the door to your room.

*Tap-Tap-Tap-Tap*
Timmy: "O YEAH I'M SO AWESOME!"
(Door opens)
Mom: "TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Timmy: "I'M FIXING MY JEANS MOM!"
Dad: "Son, that's some illegal wanking"

by "P Nizzle" February 16, 2010

willy wanging

When (mainly males) (unless you be a tranny) are totally naked and do circle movements with their hips so that they get their genitalia swinging round and round in almost-perfect circles. This action is usually done in front of a mirror: it can be very entertaining for guys ya know.

Guy1: Dude, you know that film 'Bruno'?
Guy2: like, who doesn't?
Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging.
Guy2: are you bent?

by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009

wanking

too cause pleasure leading to an orgasm. sea cucumber stylie

hey lou babes,your wanking me just fine,stop worrying ;)

by leogets2007 September 22, 2006