drama wand

handheld device for texting, emailing, facebooking or anything else that enables the sending of/receiving of personal drama events.
nailed that bitch with one bite of my drama wand
by plymano July 09, 2014
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Bubble wand

A slutty whore that will fuck anything that walks
Enjoys being treated like shit
“Did you hear that bubble wand slept with 5 more guys this week?”
by d2232 November 15, 2022
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Cyclic wand

A person who bums golden trophy on recroom with his boy freind Cosmo he doesn’t stop getting 69 minutes and is always up to suck you off in point battles
by Little laser bummer February 25, 2022
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Mascara wand

According to Tik tok “mascara wand” refers to a man’s genitals, and the “tube” being a women’s genitals.
My boyfriend put his mascara wand in to someone else’s tube
by Dishwater February 27, 2023
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Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.
Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.
by Wise and experienced June 02, 2023
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Ghouly Wand

When you stick your finger in your butthole and fish hook someone.
There are two types of people in the world: those who give wet willies, and those who give ghouly wands.
by captmurk April 12, 2018
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Wand of Chaos

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.
by Titty Bar Barry October 15, 2010
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