drama wand

handheld device for texting, emailing, facebooking or anything else that enables the sending of/receiving of personal drama events.

nailed that bitch with one bite of my drama wand

by plymano July 09, 2014

Bubble wand

A slutty whore that will fuck anything that walks
Enjoys being treated like shit

“Did you hear that bubble wand slept with 5 more guys this week?”

by d2232 November 15, 2022

Cyclic wand

A person who bums golden trophy on recroom with his boy freind Cosmo he doesn’t stop getting 69 minutes and is always up to suck you off in point battles

Oh shit the bummer cyclic wand

by Little laser bummer February 25, 2022

Mascara wand

According to Tik tok “mascara wand” refers to a man’s genitals, and the “tube” being a women’s genitals.

“My boyfriend put his mascara wand in to someone else’s tube”

by Dishwater February 27, 2023

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 02, 2023

D-Wand

D-Wand

A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.

"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."

by Ligua Frank-a June 05, 2014

Ghouly Wand

When you stick your finger in your butthole and fish hook someone.

There are two types of people in the world: those who give wet willies, and those who give ghouly wands.

by captmurk April 12, 2018