D-Wand

D-Wand

A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.

"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."

by Ligua Frank-a June 5, 2014

Bubble wand

A slutty whore that will fuck anything that walks
Enjoys being treated like shit

“Did you hear that bubble wand slept with 5 more guys this week?”

by d2232 November 14, 2022

Banger wand

Adopted by the Ozark garden walk consortium as a critical tool required in the process of dab or wax consumption. Banger wands can be of various design and style but the purpose of the tool is to scoot the substance from its packaging and to stir it into a glowing banger.

The only way to safely put the the dab into that glowing red banger is with a banger wand

by TwogunsTony October 6, 2022

Wand of Chaos

A penis.

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.

by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010

pregnancy wand

A fully functional penis.

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."

by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017

Ghouly Wand

When you stick your finger in your butthole and fish hook someone.

There are two types of people in the world: those who give wet willies, and those who give ghouly wands.

by captmurk May 25, 2018

drama wand

handheld device for texting, emailing, facebooking or anything else that enables the sending of/receiving of personal drama events.

nailed that bitch with one bite of my drama wand

by plymano July 9, 2014