White walling

Simultaneously whitening your teeth while having an anal bleaching.

Jesse, the professional stripper, got a Brazilian wax and a white walling before the job interview.

by hooligan8 April 29, 2011

brick walling

A form of cock blocking

Two guys out having fun, One of the guys starts talking to the girl the other guy is trying to talk to so Guy says to guy friend: Why you brick walling me man!

by leeoniss January 25, 2014

wallopin' on

to hit on something-- very hard

*man sneakily places arm around woman*
"Hey, baby you lookin' real fine."
*female reacts, disgusted face with a grimace*
"Quit wallopin' on me"

-So this guy wouldn't quit wallopin' on me last night. He came over asking for my number, buying me drinks, and taking me for that kind of girl that I am.

by cmdazzle June 9, 2011

galloping piles

Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion

Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.

by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007

waltoning

(verb)
To announce that you are leaving, or signing off from a public chat, and then spend time saying goodbye\goodnight to each person and waiting for their reply.

From the end sequence of "The Waltons", whereby each member would say good night to the other

"She said she had to leave to catch a bus, but spent so much time waltoning, she missed it."

by Lolotehe May 20, 2013

Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"

by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016

walling

walling is the term used when someone has left you a load of texts to read while you were away. you check your phone, and see all the notifications and realized you have been "walled". this can also apply to group chats.

"i'm probably walling (person) right now.. eh, whatever."
"dammit, i got walled."
"lets wall (person)"

by hoperkook August 26, 2017