woof

The sound emitted from a vehicle when the transmission is placed in neutral and the accelerator is depressed. Used as a form of intimidation among racers, and often misused at inappropriate times by amateurs. Can be amplified with devices such as a glasspack and can be performed while the vehicle is in motion or while it is stopped.

"He thinks he's the man, huh? Woof it and show him who's boss."
"That dude is woofin' it like he's someone special."

by zilofon March 23, 2005

woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

Woof Bag

A bag of woofs.

Completed when a dog utters a bark and/or howl into a bag. You must seal this when completed.

"When I open the bag, it totally woofed at me. It's totally a woof bag."

by meow1234567890 August 20, 2011

Woof

The sound you make when a group of people, you secretly like, come your way

Billy and Nate said, “woof” when Polina, Erin, and Sarah walked by.

by CodeMeow August 9, 2018

Woof

a good song by snoop dogg

Woof muthafucka woof muthafuckaaaaa
Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay

by the doggggggg June 15, 2009

Woof

An animal of the K9 family found in the wild or in pitchers at the Libary.

I'm goin' 2 the libary 2 get a pitcher of a woof 4 my report in skul.

by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005

woof

the person who eats the last piece of pizza

As the last piece of pizza sat lonely in the box, the room became quiet as everyone stared at the last slice. Suddenly, Patrick broke his statueesque pose and dashed for the pizza stuffing it in his mouth. Only to be later criticized as "the woof"

by h0tsauce December 14, 2008