willy wonka

When a man jizzes on a girls face and sprinkles nerds on it.

He had some spare nerds next to the bed, so he decided to give her the willy wonka.

by The D.R. April 28, 2009

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The Best movie ever, made a long time ago and full of fun and fantasy. Has a bunch of cool songs, and candy, you just can't beat it's greatness

come with me and you will see a world of pure imagination

by Casey Phil July 4, 2005

Willy's Wonka

A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.

Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.

by blaint73 June 26, 2007

Wet Willy Wonka

When a guy withdraws his penis out of anal sex and inserts it in her ear and twist it around making it wet from seamen and Sh*#.

Dude i gave this chick a Wet Willy Wonka last night. It was sick there was my future children and her food from last night in her ear.

by M.O.BitChEz. July 15, 2010

Workasober

Adjective.- Not addicted to or intoxicated by work. A break from work or work related exhaustion. Also, a person that does not show extreme or excessive qualities or emotions for work.

I've had a rough two weeks at work, I need some rest, I need to get myself workasober.

by Goatsucker Pedro June 10, 2009

Wonka Roll

There are a couple of definitions. One, is where you want to boot someone on an online game, you go on a soundboard and play "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Two, is where you trick someone into watching a video or listening to something but instead they hear that "you get nothing, you lose, goo day sir" clip.

*Azn Invasion245 joins the party on Xbox Live*
*Host plays "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" clip*
*Host boots Azn Invasion245*
Get Wonka Rolled!!!

by Vicodeez October 8, 2009

Willy Wonka Colla Poppa

A Willy Wonka Colla Poppa is the moment when you're finishing in a girls face, and you take a shit on their neck.
Then choking them until they clean your anus, with their tongue.

it's either they do it, or DIE.

bitch you better like it, that's right! lick it! WILLY WONKA COLLA POPPA

NOW YOU CAN BREATHE.

by anusinfestedchocolate April 5, 2010