Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur August 26, 2015

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

wingman

used when defining something that is maximally 5 minutes long. Because wingman in csgo is 5 minutes max.

It will take as long as wingman.

by xrup January 22, 2023

Wingman

Very unhygienic, lives in his parents garage which he calls the “man cave.” What a lame.

Hasn’t showered in months, and that shirt he’s wearing is surely a week old now.

AKA cutty

Wingman go take a shower!

by TheDaintTaint July 30, 2021

anti-wingman

The male version of Jersey Shore's grenade, when a beautiful woman is attracted to you because you look temporarily better than the male nearby, that male being the anti-wingman.

I just slept with this model because of this loser nearby dude. He aint a wingman so, anti-wingman?

by copperisreallyblueontheinside July 7, 2018

Chicken wingman

In a situation where two people are at a cook out, and both are going towards the grill. One of them is generous enough to pass up the last steak, burger,bratwurst or some other delicious meat product and takes the grilled chicken so the other person can enjoy the steak etc.

John:" to bad there is only one New York strip left, and I really don't want that chicken thigh "
James: " don't worry bruh, I'll take the chicken"

John: " really,thanks, talk bout a chicken wingman"

by Jccc exxxcelz July 29, 2013