Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.

Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”

by kira A May 1, 2021

Bench watching

When people use the word bench instead of saying binge

Guy 1: have you seen The boys yet?
Guy 2: no, but ive been thinking of bench watching it.
Guy 1: don't you mean binge?
Guy 2: why would i soak a wooden vessel!

by Just leaving September 22, 2019

people watching

People watching is when u go around and watch people that u've never met before and, based on their actions, movements, and gestures, guess what kind of people they are and what they do.

I went people watching at the high school.

by gobipie October 23, 2007

watch twins

two good looking dudes that have sweet matching watches

look at those guys with the matching watchs. damn there good looking and cool watch twins

by watchman June 16, 2012

Putz-Watching

Watching TV in the background, especially a series, while doing trivial tasks around the house.

Sarah: How could you have missed that part???
Jill: I don't know, I was just kinda putz-watching while I cleaned up the kitchen.

by SmallieBiggs December 24, 2021

watch disney

Colloquial slang for copulating. Because no one really likes Disney that much, but the movies are just the right length.

Adam: "Hey do you wanna go watch disney?"
Chi Chi: "Yeah, Mulan's my fave, do you have a rubber?"
Adam: "Watching Disney blows my mind."

by Adam Proctor January 6, 2009

Dumper Watch

The art of peering at girls asses. Can be announced amongst friends discreetly to bring attention to the glorious sights.

"Lads, lads Dumper Watch 10 o'clock!!"

by r0wl4nd March 2, 2015