Wacey

A Wacey is no ordinary man. Wacey is fricken awesome and no one can tell him any different. Wacey tends to be over looked sometimes in large crowds, but when you find him and start talking to him, you will come to find that he is very charming, funny and extremely handsome. Wacey is (dare i say it) sought to be the man of the bedroom, if you know what i mean. Oh yes, Wacey is the king of all bedrooms, back seats, movie theater seats, parks, benches, tables, couches, swings, Walmarts, public bathrooms, changing rooms, where ever he may be, he is the king. No man can ever follow in his footsteps. Girls will find out that after they have been with Wacey, no Mike, Joe, Steve or even Erik can ever stand up to what he has done. Girls will always come crawling back to him, but he won't take them back. Wacey is a one and done type of guy. He never gets caught with Sloppy Seconds. Ever. Wacey will not only curl your toes in the sack, but he will also show you all of his tallents on stage. That's right. Wacey is a future actor in the making. Wacey is also great at parties. He is the life of the party, kind of like that guy that always brings fried chicken at just the right time during a party. He never brings the chicken, but he will bring the beef (if you know what i mean). He is one outstanding individual. Everybody needs to know a Wacey at some point in their lives, and if you don't then shame on you.

Girl #1: Oh Wacey, that's an unusual name
Wacey: Bitch! did i say you could talk?!?!
Girl #1: I'm sorry! i didn't mean to insult you!
Wacey: You're god damn right you didn't!
Girl #1: It will never happen again, i think you're really hot!
Wacey: Alright, Alright, Alright. You gonna learn today! Now shut the fuck up and get on your knees.
Girl #1: gets on her fucking knees.

by FluffNugget November 4, 2013

Wake and Jenk

The process of huffing Jenkem immediately upon wakening.

"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. " - Tom Cruise

"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local

by mudbutt55 January 15, 2013

Work Wake

When someone wakes up at earlier than they wanted to on the weekend because they are used to waking up early for work.

Dave - "Fuck man, I'm really tired today because I work waked at 6am this morning and couldn't get back to sleep."

Kevin - "Go fuck yourself"

by DirtyDaveSanchez December 19, 2010

wake and bake

Wake and bake is when you wake up after sleeping and immediately smoke marijuana. It immediately makes one feel an incredible high. Also know as......

"Whats a wake and bake?" said the freshman to the senior......." That's when I arise with red eyes...turn n burn, pillow and billow, roust and roast, resin toast, raise n toast, oj and roll a j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, BIG BOWL A RAISIN BRAIN BIG BOWL O RESIN MAAAN!, BISQUICK AND QUICK HIT THIS SHIT, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, mach 3 turbo and pack thee herbo, armor n hammer baking soda and peroxide whitening toothpaste and SMOKE SOME WEED! Arise my sticky green villagers. Big meeting at the firepit, be brave my villagers! Some wont make it back...for today nugs will die, but for we as a village, the hour of weed is up on us, for today we PACK THE CHRON AT THE CRACK OF DAWN!"

by GhOsT DoGg 79 March 24, 2010

Wake Tech

The University of Wake Tech for high achievers of America is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns...

GUY1: I got in to wake tech man!!!
GUY2: Scoreee me to!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1: We're goin places Dude!

by iamaputtputtpro April 16, 2009

vegas wake-up call

waking up with what appears to be a dead prostitute in your bed, typically used for pranks.

Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.

by eljpac March 17, 2011

Wake Me Up When September Ends

Song #11 on Green Day's American Idiot CD. It is NOT about returning to school, this song is about Billie Joe Armstrong's father dying. This is the first song in which he confronted this issue, and I think it probably did him some good. However, I don't know him personally, so I can't say for sure. Green Day dedicated this song to the Hurricane Katrina victims at the concert I went to. A damn good song too.

Summer has come and past
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends

by Miracle Midgit September 23, 2005